Roger Finnell

The head of the math department at Fenwick High School, and a true legend. He is the epitome of awesome and cannot be matched in any way.

THAT MAN IS SO ROGER FINNELL IT'S MAKING ME HARD.

by TheOneWhoDeniedMcQuadeAtStanfo December 11, 2011

Sam Roberts

The singlemost talented Canadian musician ever to grace the earth. Also, the pinnacle of babelihoood. Both a noun and an adjective.

"Gee, Sam Roberts (noun) is so totally rockin'! I wish that he would take me to prom and/or marry me"

"Wow! On a scale of one to ten, that nuclear hand grenade is Sam Roberts."

by xXOo cassie oOXx October 29, 2005

Roger Goodell

The worst Commissioner of the NFL who makes these dumb rules that don't make sense and is taking away the spirit of the NFL.

What is with this guy? is his life is so boring that he want's to make everyone else's(NFL fans) life boring when they watch the fans are watching the game are something.

Roger Goodell makes the most dumbest rules of the NFL. Like when he say's that the rules for tackling were put in place because it's about the "safety of the players" when it's actually about money. When the team loses a valuable player that they had invested lots of money in they don't want to lose that player.

by saint51 April 22, 2011

Robert Downey Jr.

One is the sexiest, funniest, and best actors of our time. Someone who never stopped fighting, even when he was at rock bottom.

You could look at his life and say, 'Wow, I could never look up to him,' or you could say, 'Wow, he's really amazing, because he beat the addiction, and is back in the game.'

Robert Downey Jr. is irresistable.

Robert Downey Jr. is long over due for an Oscar.

Robert Downey Jr. is pretty sexy.

by colorxurxlife October 10, 2008

Robert Munch

A sexual position, involving two males and one female. while one male has vaginal intercourse with the female , the other stands over the chest of the female and recieves a felatio (blowjob/ nuttie suck). While the anus of the blowjob recieving male is positioned in front of the other males face and he gives him a rim job (tosses his caesar salad with extra ranch sauce).

Me and jones had a robert munch with katie wallters. I cleaned the dagoes off his ass in no time.

by robertomunchini June 19, 2009

Filthy Roger

If you cut yourself, either on accident or on purpose, then grab your fuck muppet and bang one out really quick before the blood quits dripping, and right before you nut, smear blood across her upper lip, then cover it with jizz, you've given her a Filthy Roger. Bonus for extra running and dripping.

Me: "FUCK! I cut my finger!"

Fuck Muppet: "Are you ok?"

Me: *Crazy laugh* "Come here, I'm gonna be fucking FAMOUS when I coin the phrase 'Filthy Roger' on Urbandictionary.com"

by Filthy Roger October 17, 2006

Anal Roberts

Getting ass fucked by an evangelist preacher.

After Sunday school, Reverend Jim Bob took little Billy out back and gave him the ol' Anal Roberts.

by Luv Torpedo August 16, 2007