regretful

feeling sorry for thing one has thought, said or done

I truly feel regretful for an enormous amount of things I've done and said; but no longer want to feel wronged, especially by people I barely know.

by PineappleJuice March 8, 2015

Regretabate

Masturbate about something you're regretting

Kyle got caught stealing from his place of work, and was very horny, so he decided to masturbate, while regretting what he had just done hence....Regretabate

by DJenks March 19, 2008

a regrettable waste of energy

i feel like a broken record writing this again and again
communication that exclusively relies on written words can never be complete.
if we're missing out on hearing, sensing, seeing the other, we are ignoring essential elements of mutual understanding.
how do you mark a joke, sarcasm, irony, criticism, reproach if not with tones of your voice, mimic, gesture. how can i make you feel all the love in my heart when im locked out. when i won't be heard out.

failed communication is such a regrettable waste of energy when what you write goes misunderstood, misinterpreted, mistaken. even the knowledge that its you im writing to cannot prevent that.
do you know what i mean.

by Krkič February 27, 2021

regressive party

No, the other guy is wrong. The term regressive party may refer to something lame and boring like that, but it is also popularized by Maddox, and the one stance of the regressive party is that they are "Against Abortion, For Killing Babies."

The regressive party is awesome, because I've always hated babies and like to daydream about drowning them in puppy blood - maybe kitten blood, if no puppies are available.

by StevenR October 9, 2007

Recommendation Regret

The feeling of showing a video to a friend and realizing early on that they're not enjoying it at all, but you feel too awkward to turn it off so you both sit there trapped until the video ends.

Cameron was showing JT this awesome video but JT didn't like it all, Cameron had total recommendation regret.

by MozDoesStuff February 14, 2019

Vaccine Regret

Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.

Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret

by YAWA August 11, 2021

read n' regret

When someone reads a T-Shirt that says something stupid about the person reading the T-Shirt.

Tim: Hey man what does your T-Shirt say? *reads T-shirt*
T-Shirt: Says something stupid about reader
Jon: Haha You fell for it! You read n' regret!
Tim: F*** you!

by The Urinal November 18, 2009