Rectard

A Rec Room Retard

Nah, this Rec Room Player Is A Rectard

by Mr.KindaSus June 19, 2023

rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.

"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."

by lover of women February 5, 2004

Rectal Randy

the act of being horny for anal sex

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!

by Greg S. September 24, 2004

Rectal Tissue

Another word for Arse Wipe

"Man Ash is such a Rectal Tissue"
"Jess don't eat the rectal tissues."
"Ash's rectal tissue is his own hand"

by Jash77 September 4, 2007

rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

rectalcranial

In the instance that one takes an ignorant point of view and adopts it even in light of being shown that it is either invalid or not in their best interest, they are said to be rectalcranial. In other words, they have their head stuck up their ass.

Dbucks wants to overcharge for shipping and once this was brough to his attention and he was shown that it affects his final auction price by bidders, he was unrelenting in continuing to overcharge for shipping, thinking of course to make a profit there in spite of losing money on the final auction price. Thus he was nominated for the windex award so that he could keep his glass belly button clean with the windex and be able to see where he was going when he had a rectalcranial inversion.

by zenllama December 8, 2009

rectal syrup

a blended combination of feces and flesh from inside the anus. often referred to when describing something disgusting and/or pertaining to the the taste a homosexual gets when munching another man's rectum

"I heard that daniel totally fucked up his face with a fork, and now it totally looks like some rectal syrup."

by pinkirishgoatz December 27, 2009