street racing

one of the most badass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an addrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes perfromed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is perfromed with an import. tho rare and pointless, some idiots drive domestic cars and "rice" them out or try to make them look import, they then get big stickers that say "import hater" or "domestic pride" and any number of other retarded things even tho they have import taillights and a number of other import things on their piece of shit car. street racing car be two cars racing eachother in a quarter or eighth mile race. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neons that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where true racers shine. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weeving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other, one of the racers wreck, or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.

racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a toyota supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probly win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

Holden Racing Team

Most succesful race team in one of the most succesful touring car race categories in the world - largely due to the fact they run the best cars in the world: v8 gm holdens that is. Pisses on the pathetic 2 litres and jap gt500 cardboard racer shite

holdenfan1: 'hey the hrt won again *pops champagne cork*' holdenfan2: 'gee i'd hate to be a wanker ford supporter, or worse still a homosexual small-dicked japanese rice-car lover'.

by roron June 5, 2003

Drag Racing

When 2 people are taking shits side by side in public bathroom stalls, there is never a winner.

I was drag racing with a guy at k-mart, it smelled like he ate a mexican village.

by Ryan 75 December 24, 2007

Roary the Racing Car

a less annoying, less retarded version of Bob the Builder

The show is about a little red racecar and his adventures. That's basically it.

Roary the Racing Car
Roary the number one star

by Roary Fan February 15, 2009

street racing

one of the most bad ass hobbies ever. a dangerous sport that gives you an adrenaline rush like nothing else can. sometimes performed on closed roads, and often performed on busy highways, street racing should be and usually is performed with an import. tho rare some drive domestic cars . street racing can be two cars racing each other in a quarter or eighth mile race. Or a "roll" run, a race done from a "roll" means that it is started from a set amount of speed such as 20,40 or 60mph, which can end at a set amount of speed such as 120mph or until there is a few car lengths between each other. in order to be a street racer you should be able to run a 13 second quarter mile or faster. cars like dodge neon's or honduh's that have euro lights and a muffler ARE NOT STREET RACERS no matter what they say. street racing can also be performed on busy highways. tho much more dangerous, this is where "ricers" are separated from street racers. you find someone that thinks they have more speed and balls than you do, or someone that just loves to race, and you challenge them, then you race, weaving in and out of 6 lanes of traffic usually doing well over 100 mph the race can be over when one racer can no longer see the other or one of the racers pussies out and stops racing.

racer 1: hey homie wut u got.
racer 2: a Toyota Supra, runnin nos, full exhaust, turbo charged.
racer 1: is it fast?
racer 2: it's ok, wut u got?
racer 1: it's only a Honda civic, but I engine swapped it for a H22a1, and I got it runnin 14 psi w/ my turbo.
racer 2: not bad, wanna race?
racer 1: you'll probably win, but I don't care I do it cuz I love it.

I LOVE STREET RACING!!!

by mason the great January 23, 2009

drag racing

The only motorsport in which American cars are useful.

After losing the Le Mans, the Corvette team stripped their cars of the yellow and white livery and returned to the safety of the drag strip, where the complexities of turns cannot harm them. Drag racing is not a legitimate motorsport; it's simply a rudimentary form of NASCAR.

by TheBat April 9, 2009

I. S. racing

(I.S.RACING=imports suck racing)the coolest race group ever, they kick the shit out of every single peice of shit import, fast and the furious wanna be 16 year old cock suckers out there. why do u all have the same cars? the same exhaust? the same euro lights? the same formula spoiler? why do u guys suck so much...god

coffee can muffler, whiney noise maken imports cars suck

by pinto February 3, 2003