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duchess

A fast food restaraunt found all over Connecticut. Natural habitat of irratible Mexicans. They make all their food to order, although one must be willing to wait a long time for the sluggish employees to deliver it. Also a habitat for elderly ladies and roaches. The drive thru is a great place to spend an hour of your day.

The cooks at Duchess don't speak English.

The heat doesn't work at Duchess.
"Daym Chris we need a better job"
"But then we'd have to do work"
"Dag."

That old lady is going to Duchess.

That guy doesn't speak English, so they'll probably make him a manager.
by Pinto March 9, 2004
mugGet the duchessmug.

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."
"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"
by Pinto September 26, 2004
mugGet the canned labormug.

bomber

A large to obscenely large amount of chewing tobacco packed in the lip. To qualify as a "bomber", the person that packs the lip must look somewhat like Bubba from Forrest Gump after insertion.
Dayum son! Jim just packed a bomber!
by Pinto May 13, 2005
mugGet the bombermug.

whores

people who exchange sexual acts for monitary units
every girl in churhcville NY is a whore
by pinto February 3, 2003
mugGet the whoresmug.

505

505 can't hold me down!
by Pinto June 17, 2005
mugGet the 505mug.

Weapons of Mass Casualty

Any weapon that is designed to kill large numbers of people, without necessarily destroying property. However, they may also cause enormous damage as well.
Anthrax, sarin nerve gas, and nuclear weapons all fall under this category.
by Pinto July 31, 2003
mugGet the Weapons of Mass Casualtymug.

stinky

a guy who farts all day, and does it with or by his girlfriend.

besides, a person that doesn't wash his wet (due to sweat) clothes after a bicycle ride.
dogi in the car: ohhh that was a ride
me: what's that smell coming from your direction?
dogi: oh ya i farted
me: ohhh stinky, i'm dying. and it's coming from your clothes too.
by pinto March 22, 2005
mugGet the stinkymug.

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