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ting

short for beating. used most often in Magic:TG. Also, a lucky win.
"Every time you mise the ting, an angel gets its wings"
by Pinto July 23, 2004
mugGet the tingmug.

amity

1) A failed social experiment in which Jewish Princesses, farm people, and everyone in between was thrown into one school. Most often results in catfights of some sort or another.

2) A three town (Orange, Woodbridge, Bethany) school district. Two junior high schools and one high school, enough mold to infest all three, with enough left over to last for about a hundred years.
Damn...can't I just go to Platt?
by Pinto March 9, 2004
mugGet the amitymug.

bomber

A large to obscenely large amount of chewing tobacco packed in the lip. To qualify as a "bomber", the person that packs the lip must look somewhat like Bubba from Forrest Gump after insertion.
Dayum son! Jim just packed a bomber!
by Pinto May 13, 2005
mugGet the bombermug.

canned labor

A mexican or black person performing a menial job, or mixed group of same. Comes from the ending of the words "mexiCAN" and "afriCAN."
"Hey man, my lawn is getting really long. Why don't you bop on down to West Haven and get me some canned labor?"
by Pinto September 26, 2004
mugGet the canned labormug.

duchess

A fast food restaraunt found all over Connecticut. Natural habitat of irratible Mexicans. They make all their food to order, although one must be willing to wait a long time for the sluggish employees to deliver it. Also a habitat for elderly ladies and roaches. The drive thru is a great place to spend an hour of your day.

The cooks at Duchess don't speak English.

The heat doesn't work at Duchess.
"Daym Chris we need a better job"
"But then we'd have to do work"
"Dag."

That old lady is going to Duchess.

That guy doesn't speak English, so they'll probably make him a manager.
by Pinto March 9, 2004
mugGet the duchessmug.

505

505 can't hold me down!
by Pinto June 17, 2005
mugGet the 505mug.

stinky

a guy who farts all day, and does it with or by his girlfriend.

besides, a person that doesn't wash his wet (due to sweat) clothes after a bicycle ride.
dogi in the car: ohhh that was a ride
me: what's that smell coming from your direction?
dogi: oh ya i farted
me: ohhh stinky, i'm dying. and it's coming from your clothes too.
by pinto March 22, 2005
mugGet the stinkymug.

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