darth raccoon

An evil person or persons who have raccoons in the upper levels of the homes just for sympathy.

Tooky: Hey Joe. why are you so sad, did your harley polish run out?

Joe: Hell no look at my roof i got coons

Tooky: Oh man you hang in there Joe you're a good person things will work out.
Tooky to her father: God Joe is such a Darth Raccoon.

by Tooky's father November 18, 2009

Raccoon Job

A technique of blowjob with excessive usage of the giver's teeth.

Judging by the cuts on my phallus, I appear to have received a raccoon job from my drunken hookup.

by Frocket to the Poon November 2, 2010

Raccoon eyes

When you are dating a nut job and dark circles appear around the eyes.

Pete has raccoon eyes again, his girlfriend is taking him down for the count..

by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

Sneaky raccoon

A raccoon that watches people from bushes sneeky a what do u think he gets up to 😏😉 watch out you never know when he's watching !!!

The sneaky raccoon that lives outside my house

by Random raccoon August 21, 2013

Rabid Raccoon

A girl with two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth.

"Give a girl two black eyes and cum in and around her mouth. She will look like a raccoon with rabies(a.k.a. rabid raccoon)."

by Danthebossman1 October 16, 2008

raccoon titty

A state of having undead saggy breasts.

Has she got 2 sets of kneecaps?

No, she's got a bad case of raccoon titty.

by geezerdk January 8, 2012

reverse raccoon

When you put your trash in a neighbor's trash can instead of your own.

Because Racoons normally take garbage OUT of trash cans, so the act of putting trash IN a can is the reverse.

Gal: "No room, our trash can is full."

Dude: "No worries, I'll just reverse raccoon it."

by pchops October 24, 2011