fuckin pus

When something is absolutely shithouse.

Bloke 1 - “ did ya watch that movie the other night ? Any good? “

Bloke 2 - “ yeh it was fuckin pus don’t waste ya time “

Pus is thick yellowy-white fluid that forms with an infection..

by Sir Fingerer February 21, 2025

de sham pu

The sudden realization while shampooing your hair that you have already washed your hair during the same shower.

It never fails: I always get de sham pu after a hard night of drinking and no sleep.

by Uncle Wacky January 11, 2019

[...]pu

The earliest recorded pharaoh of Lower Egypt; name incomplete

The pharaoh “...pu“ ruled over 4,000 years ago

by Smarmer January 23, 2024

Faux ' pu

When you're unsure if you need to poo, let off a little steam then you no longer need to poo.

William was sure he had to poo but it is temporarily a "faux ' pu"

by Kmz91695 May 8, 2023

nick pus

A guy in a wheelchair . A trusted friend , who partakes in large amounts of marijuana smokage while consuming large amounts of alcohol. Who's activity level resembles a sloth .

C; Are you gonna sit there like a pus all day?
T: What do you mean , like a Nick pus .
C: Wanna burn one Nick pus?

by Yort0110 August 23, 2016

pus nuggets

a slightly disorder coloring in your poop, it smells good, looks wrong, but overall it feels great to get out of your system

Dude "i just took some gnarly pus nuggets bro". Really?. Ye it was amazing :).

by Raven Fry January 1, 2012

Primus PU college

A place where students of the city of bangalore go to eat vada pav and soya sticks and get murked by teachers.
report card takes millenia to arrive

Primus PU college? canon event?

by Randomsnake August 7, 2023