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Tongue punching spooky farters

Tongue Punching Spooky Farters is when a ghost hunter(s) attempt to forcibly summon filthy spectres by deeply rimming the entrance to the shadow realm.

If successful, a sex ghost should appear and unleash it’s gooey ectoplasm directly on to the tongue puncher’s face. If multiple shag spirits become aroused this can result in what is known as a Phantom Splooge Bukkake Gangbang.

Can also be used as an alternative to the term ‘being on a hiding to nothing’: be unlikely to succeed, or be unlikely to gain much advantage if one does.
There’s nae point in even trying Casper, we’d be as well Tongue Punching Spooky Farters!
by elvi888 January 13, 2023
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Clam puncher

Big angry ugly lesbian

"the opposite to lipstick lesbian"
Likely wanting to punch instead of caressing a Vagina.
by SomeRandomMum March 19, 2023
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punchersize

Violent act taken against annoying fast-food restaurant employee.
"Would you like to super size that for a quarter more?" "No, but I'll punchersize your face, for free!"
by Peter Norton November 7, 2003
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hog punching

Traditionally, only the women. It's an ancient martial arts fighting technique that was developed by a lost Amazonian tribe of Boobarian indians. Scholars surmise that this brutal form of combat was initially developed to tenderize the pork they ate but the women of the tribe soon realized that it worked well keeping the men folk of the tribe ... See Morein line. The technique was lost as the tribe died out. In the early 1900's and young female schloar learned through research that she was a decendant of the Boobarian tribe. Her family had moved to Pittsburgh when she was young. Through careful study and practice, she revitalized the "hog" punch techniques. That woman was none other than Sarah's great great great grandmother, Mertle Boos. And the rest as they say is history. The technique has been passed down ever since to many generations of Boos women. Or at least that's how my Uncle Cliff Clavin told the story. :)
Sarah the Boobarian got mad and started hog punching every guy in the room.
by BoopyGato January 11, 2010
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stump puncher

A bloke who consistently bangs below their achievable standard.
Eg:

- “Aaron doesn’t even have a high bar and he stump punches.”
- “Why did he go home with that?”
“Because Aaron’s a rotten stump puncher.”
- “Did you see the stump Randall punched last night?”
by BadAzzStandards April 22, 2018
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turd puncher

One who frequently engages in anal sex.
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
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