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fub puckers

Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.
Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.
by Daddy Max January 5, 2019
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Mud Pucker

When you shart and rub your butt cheeks together like spreading lipstick.
“Man, after Taco Bell I pulled a really wet mud pucker.”
by Gamin2001 May 18, 2020
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butthole pucker

To "butthole pucker" is to be annoyed or uncomfortable.
Person 1: Your making my butthole pucker
Person 2: Ew...
Person 1: WAIT NOT LIKE THAT-
by kaikaijuju August 15, 2023
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Pullin a Puckett

1.) Taking a girl out and spending money on her in hopes of getting some and you get nothing...

2.) another term for jerkin off
he took her out to dinner and she did not give him any. "pullin a puckett" or he "pulled a puckett"
by bulldog812 October 6, 2012
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Kentucky Fuck Pucket

The excretion of all human fluids (except blood) and Siracusa into a bucket. It has to be stirred by a horses tail or hair and either poured onto an individual or used as lubricant.
Kyle lost a bet and had to do a Kentucky Fuck Pucket
by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022
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Pucker Fucker

Original used to describe TV chef Jamie Oliver, whose retarded over-use of the word "Pucker" irritated many folk.

The phrase has now become more widely used to describe any cockney twat or fuck wit.
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pucker tube

A pucker tube is your ass hole. It's a tube that ends in a pucker. Other wise known as the dirty dime.
When your pucker tube is a winking it's a stinking. I tol that ho if she goes to bed with a icthy pucker tube she gonna wake up wit a stinky finger.
by gentle moose February 17, 2006
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