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160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.
160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.
She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.
by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023
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Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.
As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 27, 2021
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Protein Donut

Your lovers balloon knot after cream pieing it.

Variations - Glazed Protein Donut: Your lovers bunghole after leaving liquid children all over it.

Chocolate Protein Donut: A Protein Donut that hasn’t had an enema recently, thus leaking pulverized shit after.
“As soon as I came inside his rusty bullet hole, I couldn’t wait to eat his protein donut.”
by 8c’s September 27, 2021
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Protein sack

Given the fact that humans eat a lot of protein, and aside of water and bone, are predominantly protein. We can end up with a conclusion that "protein" is what makes up the first part of this definition.

A sack is a sort of flexible, strong, bag like, and sometimes natural biological container to hold everything from burglars swag, random items, rubble, to biological organs, through to general waste. Considered a low key, low cost storage item and generally disposable.

When you are talking of many humans, It is fair they can be referred to as protein sacks. This is considered a form of insult towards humans of low or inept value.

FACT : Calling someone a sack of shit would be too offensive in some situations, so you can call them a protein sack INSTEAD. Shit is also made of protein amongst other things, and is the defecated waste that is produced from a living thing.
Lexx : have you seen him?
Me: you mean that guy?
Lexx : yeah what do you think of him?
Me : A total protein sack
790 : I have to agree, he's a protein sack
by AWEMAZING July 4, 2021
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Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.
She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo
by Lorwyn November 25, 2022
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provider of protein

semen has a lot of protein...
Pratt was shocked that his friend saved her boyfriend's name as 'provider of protein'.
by H slur May 11, 2022
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