Protecticated

Protecticated - Verb
Pulling a condom over ones head and saying "I am protecticated"

Protectication - Adjective
When you pull a condom over someones head and tell them they are now Protecticated
Leah ran away with Jasper, and so Rika, whom wanted Jasper ran up to him, pulled a condom on his head and shouted "protecticated", she followed through by grabbing Jasper and legging it like mad.

Emily watched as Rika pulled a condom out and put it on her head, she was puzzled by the thought that Rika was now shouting protectivated until Rika pulled out on her head, shouting "you are now protecticated"
by Dave-i-did-it April 20, 2009
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protective eating

Protective Eating occurs mostly when your with friends or family at not so ''fancy'' eateries
Physically blocking, protecting your food from others trying to eat them such as protective eating.
by ARandomAussie February 9, 2018
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Protecting the snacks

When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.
That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.
by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025
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protecting my energy

Avoiding commitment to a relationship to avoid damage to your “energy”. “Energy” referring to your present being, while also being a double entendre as it can also refer to physical energy and it’s depletion.
Lucki: Told her I love her, but I’m never settling, probably repetitive. Protecting my energy.
by myecks July 8, 2023
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Woah did you hear the presidents address about Protecting American Interests in the Region?

I got bored after he started talking about civilian casualties
by Ripefruit March 15, 2021
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