A discordian who goes to the gym 5 days a week, runs 35 km per week, does 4 sets of 30 reps of 75 kg on leg press but only squat 10kg for reps. Has a vocabulary of “uh huh” & “nuh uh” also watches cp casually.
by #1 BB fan January 21, 2024
Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."
OR
Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
OR
Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 11, 2010
Don't be a professor Joe.
by Gump1004 February 22, 2024
A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.
I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.
by Zendalia February 18, 2017
A guy who you aren't participating friends w but your always nervous around him and have confusing feelings for him
by Rayford Campbell January 23, 2022
court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.
see also: couch professor
see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
by throwstones January 26, 2021
Meaning someone is saying or teaching something that you believe is right or the correct way to think.
by RussianBae October 21, 2022