procrasterbate

to masterbate instead of doing an unwanted duty.

he never does his homework. he would rather procrasterbate.

by ruberbandman November 6, 2011

procrasturbate

to beat the meat nonstop over a specific interval of time, pause for a short while, then continue jerking violently, repeating the process as desired; although frequently time consuming, the on-off duty of manning the post often terminates in a forceful and messy yet satiating and pleasant explosion.

I usually follow the 5-minute on, 5-minute off rule for about an hour during my procrasturbation session, at the end of which I acquire the power of vertically projectile cumshots.

My girlfriend likes to help me procrasturbate after class. After about 45 minutes of this technique, I can always makes her flinch when I blow my rocks' load on her face, or even her chest!

by theking07 January 21, 2010

Procrastobating

When you should be doing something important but masturbate instead. Figuratively or otherwise. Procrastobation

I was procrastobating and missed my son's Christening Procrastobator

by The Eagle Bear October 3, 2013

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012

procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013

Procrasturbate

The action in which someone starts masturbating but cannot finish. This is usually do to a shortness of time, an inability to climax, or finding the feeling of blueballs more enjoyable than the actual orgasm.

Guy 1: Bro, you said you were gunna go fap, that was an hour ago!
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate

by bawzzy October 17, 2013

Procrastinate

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.

I'm going to procrastinate instead of writing a definition.

by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015