Procrastoolate

When you put something off for so long that you might as well forget about doing it.

I Procrastoolated all weekend and never did the laundry.

by OwningKristina July 18, 2012

Procrastibreak

The act of taking a small break of procrastination during work hours, or dire times of actually needing to do something constructive and important.

You: "Oh man, I'm so glad I'm getting all of this work done, It's so productive!"
Computer: "I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, Dave."
You: "Welp, better take a procrastibreak and check out these wicked-awesome definitions on urbandictionary.com"

OR

You: "I'm backed up with all this godawful work I have to do for tomorrow, It's driving me nuts!"
Conscience: "You should tell all of your friends on that favourite social network of yours."
You: "Damn right, I had better take a good procrastibreak to get my mind cookin'!

OR

Me - Take a wonderful procrastibreak between college work and decide to write a definiton on the internet..

by Effort May 24, 2013

Procrastinol

A yet to be created, mass produced pharmaceutical, that renders individuals completely inert whilst simultaneously holding artificially positive beliefs about their future.

I was gonna invent Procrastinol and get rich, but I took too many Paradoxins. (see Paradoxin)

by Poopwords January 8, 2019

Miracle of Procrastination

The moment when you've procrastinated to the very last minute and there seems like there's no way you could possibly get everything done in the little amount of time that you have- but you seem to pull your shit together in a way that no human possibly could and get the assignment done with a manageable B grade.

"When's that 12 page report due?"
"Tomorrow in 2nd period. Did you finish it yet?"
"Nah man, but it's cool. I'll just wait till later tonight and get it done using the Miracle of Procrastination."

by Benji G. December 26, 2011

procrastinaciously

pro·cras·ti·na·cious·ly
adv.

1. The act of tenacious procrastination
2. To willingly not put effort into doing something and putting off doing the same thing.

Q: "ahh -- how's the job hunt going?" A: "procrastinaciously"
or
"I am looking procastinaciously for a job"

by Sébastien Deschamps July 25, 2008

procrasticrap

verb: To take a dump to avoid doing work

What my teenage son does when I ask him to clean up the kitchen. "For god's sake, Josh, quit procrasticrapping and clean up the kitchen!"

by debpicks December 20, 2006

procrastication

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

by cakeofages August 9, 2008