Performance demo progam

An unendorsed post-WW2 era program by a major retailer which allows cyclists to demo products for a short amount of time, cost-free.

Rider 1: Dude, I signed up for the 24-hour race but they price gouged me so bad I don't have money for lights, looks like I'll be hauling my old NiteRider battery on a pull-behind Burley trailer.

Rider 2: Man, don't be stupid. Just go pick up a light under the Performance demo progam and bring it back when you are done.

by Rider 2 May 14, 2009

on the program

A synonym for "on the wagon". Abstaining from drinking alcohol.

Hey Pat, do you want to go out drinking tonight or are you still on the program.

by Mr. Maloof May 21, 2010

geek of programmers

- noun a number of visually impaired, asthetically loathsome primates lacking in female genital contact, involved in the production of software generally during daylight hours, while group lunar activities are primarily isoloted to journeys through cyber dimensions, more commonly referred to as a 'WOW raid'.

Sally: 'WTF? Look at those dweebs'

Peter: 'It's a geek of programmers, give em a break - they were born that way...'

by Concerned evolutionist April 18, 2011

fitness neglection program

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"

Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."

by cocoababy November 15, 2014

then kerbal space program happened

a sentence used to describe a giant explosion and failiure in a rocket.

shadowzone: then kerbal space program happened

by whydoiwannaDIE April 5, 2021

Programming Block

A term referring to programming when you completely have no ideas of what to make, or how to continue. You actually know how to, but you just can't think how.

Sam: Ugh, I don't know what to make.......
Sam's Friend: Ah, so you have a Programming Block?
Sam: Yes.

by TheUrbanScripter April 7, 2015

radio program

When people listen to what they play on the radio so much that they begin to believe life is really a big party, that every nizzle carries a gun. They all talk, but they've got nothing to say.

top hit lists, 50 cent, britney spears

by pliz October 7, 2003