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Promo

A person who is promiscuous. If you do not know what promiscuous means, it basically means to not be very picky over who you sleep with. Also known as being easy. A promo has a higher probability of having HIV or a STD.
Sara is a promo...she went home with that guy last night.
by speed_racer July 2, 2006
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PromoSM

PromoSM is a social media marketing website that creators use to increase their likes, views and followers. They promote their site using Instagram posts and YouTube videos, comments saying "PromoSM" or "Use PromoSM to grow your following".
PromoSM is the fastest way to grow your online following
by Davei11 January 3, 2023
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promotions

The purported result of viewing NSFW on a (supposedly) worksafe message/imageboard.

Originates from the /v/ board of 4chan, where it was a common joke to post that you just got fired because your boss caught you looking at NSFW material. Was later changed to "promotions", probably because the irony/absurdity of it made it funnier.
(porn or gore is posted)
Poster 1: "PROMOTIONS!"
Poster 2: "I JUST MADE CEO!"
by Kanjite Knight April 20, 2009
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promonition

I've a promonition that being online may not be conducive due to imminent stormy weather.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2008
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promo

The moustache you get after drinking a protein shake, similar to a milk moustache.
(friend finishes drinking protein shake) 'Mate, you've got a bit of a promo'
by thedevilicious November 29, 2015
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Irish Promotion

The boss calls me into the office today for an Irish promotion and the next thing I know is I'm polishing port-a johns in August.
by Fucks-A-Lot November 7, 2011
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promo bitches

Promo bitches are the hottest promotion team around. Run by two "fit,cool ledgends!" Helen and Emma.You can find them on myspace.
Person 1-OMG, we sooo need promotion
Person 2-We could ask promo bitches
Person 1-OMG, you mean...Helen and Emma the "fit, cool ledgends"
Person 2-Yes, thats them they did suche a good job for that band.
Person 1- Il ask them!!!
by crogi December 14, 2008
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