shear your precious sheep

To take drastic measures after reaching an absurd, irrational conclusion.

"I found out I'm not going to college and am going to hang myself."
"Way to shear your precious sheep; you haven't even applied anywhere."

by johnbabyarcticklet May 3, 2009

Kiss the prettiest girl day

You kiss the most pretty and beautiful girl you have ever see and who means the most you you. Make sure she knows you love her and on this day at the same time you ask her out also make sure she knows you love her and how much she means and how pretty she is, 4th September

You: "hugging your crush, say do you know what day it is?"

Her:"no what is it?"

You:" its September 4th, its Kiss the prettiest girl day"

You:" kiss her with all your love and ask her out"

by Jason22742 September 3, 2021

previous

British term for having a criminal record.

That bloke, Bill, looks like a hard bastard. He got any previous?

Plenty, armed robbery for starters.

by Shuaman October 13, 2018

pretentious

adjective, generally utilized in order to mask the speaker's own inadequacy, incomprehension and failure.

That pretentious bastard! He prefers Paris to Disney World!

by Lucy Potato May 18, 2006

Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.

That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.

by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010

Precious

A girl who is very very cute and pretty. Most people like her a lot because of her qualities. She laughs a lot and is a very confident and loud person (in a good way). Shes very talented at art and many other things. Any boy would want to go out with her because of her hot looks! She's very precious and a special person who you would really want to be with!

She is just so precious
I love how precious she is

by Anastasia Sanchez October 31, 2017

Rubbing the precious

Giddy with glee

After hearing that he hit the lotto, Bob was like rubbing the precious

by Larry January 18, 2004