A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a
girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates
people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte
Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.