batting practice

After ridding of a kidney stone, trying to whack it with your wang before it falls to the floor or toilet bowl.

Dad and I both took batting practice today, but Dad stayed home.

by Brian J Brown December 28, 2005

Volleyball Practice

Code word for sucking several dicks.

Where were you?
Sorry, I was in Volleyball Practice.

by thenotoriousfatty August 26, 2012

batting practice

Code for smoking a small amount of marijuana from any type of glass, wooden, acrylic or home made device that isn't rolled. "Bowl Pack" "Batting Practice" get it?

Teacher: What are you kids doing after class today?

Student: Cheech and I are going to take batting practice behind the bleachers.

by Joe Show October 27, 2007

Pregative

Positive result from a pregnancy test

Is it pregative or negative?

by IndyJac February 13, 2013

choir practice

taking a very painful shit that makes you scream in pain, most likely from eating a lot of taco bell.

laine: why is he screaming in there?
tricia: probably choir practice.
laine: oh yeah.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Practive

You fucking idiot you spelled practice wrong. You absolute bafoon. You excuse of a human being. You need to practive the English dictionary you fucking moron.

Kyle- "want to go to soccer practive with me?"
Greg- "you dumbass you spelled practice wrong."

by t(*w*t) November 7, 2019

proactive asshole

1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking

Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.

When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.

by Sigma Rigel August 8, 2022