An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
by Freggsmash May 21, 2019
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practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.
-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".
by J○LT March 20, 2018
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Poor Man's Target Practice

When your girl gives you head and doesn't swallow all of it and leaves some of the cum dripping down your penis that goes down your balls and reaches your anus.
Man the other day after my girl gave me head I got some poor man's target practice in!
by The Real Slim Shardy May 31, 2024
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practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.
"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"
by Backpackingsmokers February 21, 2014
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practice amp

A musicians amplifyer in which is small and easy to bring around for band practices without hauling around large cabs.
Thank god Jimmy got that practice amp, now he doesn’t have to bring his head and cab everywhere!”
by Banana121212 March 03, 2019
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practical prank

practical prank

a practical prank
thus being not only a prank. but a practical one

a prank only pulled when the individual needs it to be sensible

for instance have you broken up with your girlfriend and want to get back together? well a practical prank shall be perfect for you! just fake your death and find an image like you from the internet and ur bae will come running back!
boy: hi I'm going to die

girl : is this a practical prank?
boy : maybe? do u like ;)
girl : yes love it let's get back together, you're so practical and good at pranks!!!
by 24/7lad January 20, 2015
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Practice Hole

A "dress (or un-dress) rehearsal" for sex. Practicing with a friend or experienced individual before your first real deal. Can be said while simultaneously making "putting" motion, i.e., as if before starting a game of mini-golf.
"I talked with her the other day, and she's totally willing to be your practice hole if you're interested."
by diiiiicky laf. February 04, 2008
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