by Coffeepot666 November 17, 2021
Get the Post-Coitus Mortis mug.Post Food Anger or PFA is a disease that causes the victim to turn to violence after the victim ingests any type of food (chocolate muffins, chicken sandwiches, pizza, etc.). There are certain stages to Post Food Anger such as swearing, changing the subject of the conversation, denial, getting up and leaving, silence, making stupid faces for attention, and acceptance.
The unique factor about Post Food Anger is that the stages do not have any particular order to them and can occur at any time after the victim has ingested the food. Most times the sudden and violent outbreaks occur in front of many people, leaving everyone very confused and understandably scared for their lives.
The unique factor about Post Food Anger is that the stages do not have any particular order to them and can occur at any time after the victim has ingested the food. Most times the sudden and violent outbreaks occur in front of many people, leaving everyone very confused and understandably scared for their lives.
Student 1: Wow isn't lunch wonderful today!
Student 2: Yeah lunch tastes delicious!
Student 3: F*ck you guys.
Student 1: Oh don't worry, he just has Post Food Anger.
Student 2: Yeah lunch tastes delicious!
Student 3: F*ck you guys.
Student 1: Oh don't worry, he just has Post Food Anger.
by CitrusMBD May 7, 2012
Get the Post Food Anger mug.1. A newbie to an online forum who goes into overtime posting many short and usually meaningless posts in an attempt to raise their post count to pass the newbie stage ASAP.
2. A type of trolling or board saboteur where the intent of the person is to invade the forum with an annoying presence.
3. A person who is starving for attention in real life and compensates for their shortcomings in society by living in a forum and inserting their presence across the board everyday and sometimes all day. As soon as their post count breaches the highest recorded for the forum, they often begin to post frequently on the direction the board should take. It is not uncommon to see their avatars change frequently often with a theme of power. Forum members will begin to try to put the member in check but to no avail as the person is feeding off of their imaginary power to which they compensate for their lack of real world activity. (Most notorious for fitting this definition is the member: Bluto from getbig dot com)
4. A person, who feels their higher post count gives them added credibility in the forum, even over people who have contributed for much longer and as such they go to great lengths to increase their post count.
5. A post whore is a virtual attention whore. The attention whore brings the same attitude into online forums where they assert their “look at me” persona by invading the board with a large presence of posts.
2. A type of trolling or board saboteur where the intent of the person is to invade the forum with an annoying presence.
3. A person who is starving for attention in real life and compensates for their shortcomings in society by living in a forum and inserting their presence across the board everyday and sometimes all day. As soon as their post count breaches the highest recorded for the forum, they often begin to post frequently on the direction the board should take. It is not uncommon to see their avatars change frequently often with a theme of power. Forum members will begin to try to put the member in check but to no avail as the person is feeding off of their imaginary power to which they compensate for their lack of real world activity. (Most notorious for fitting this definition is the member: Bluto from getbig dot com)
4. A person, who feels their higher post count gives them added credibility in the forum, even over people who have contributed for much longer and as such they go to great lengths to increase their post count.
5. A post whore is a virtual attention whore. The attention whore brings the same attitude into online forums where they assert their “look at me” persona by invading the board with a large presence of posts.
by intoxicatedjoker April 22, 2008
Get the post whore mug.Did you read all those comments on Huffington Post wishing Tony Snow a slow, painful death from cancer? Classy.
by StaffOfMagius December 16, 2007
Get the Huffington Post mug.Post-masturbation Depression, A.K.A. PMD, is the feeling of depression, and sadness that you just molested yourself. When you have PMD, the victim loses all of his/her sexual appetite.
Mark: Hey Kyle want to go to a strip club?
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...
Kyle: No thanks, I just jerked it and have the worst case of Post-masturbation Depression
Mark: Lame...
by Jmg826 May 28, 2009
Get the Post-masturbation Depression mug.A term used to describe the act of sticking your penis in and out of a room temperature myoplex plastic shake container, then thrusting your now soggy penis into a girls mouth after she has just got back from stairmaster training.
Joanna: Hey honey, just got back from working out on the stair master!
Jared: Fantastic! How bout a post workout lollipop for recovery?
Jared: Fantastic! How bout a post workout lollipop for recovery?
by JaredPinsky July 22, 2010
Get the Post Workout Lollipop mug.It's when you're feeling down because you've just realized that summer is over and there will be no sun, swimming in the river or the sea, sleeping under the stars, feeling the warmth of the sun on your face, summer rains, summer loves, sexy summer clothes, for a year, and you have to get back to school or your job. Usually the feeling of down is stronger, the better the summer was. It's even stronger if you realize that average person has about 70 summers during their lifetime.
Joe: I'm feeling down these days.
Bob: Why dude?
Joe: Summer is over man, we have to start preparing for school and stuff... Like real life, you know...
Bob: Yeah...
Joe: I'm feeling Post-summer depression or something like that.
Bob: Why dude?
Joe: Summer is over man, we have to start preparing for school and stuff... Like real life, you know...
Bob: Yeah...
Joe: I'm feeling Post-summer depression or something like that.
by goldenb0y August 26, 2009
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