Carve That Possum 

An alternate way of saying "do it" or "get it done" in the southern area of the U.S.A.

Dates back to the time of bluegrass artist Uncle Dave Macon.

Bill: I need to study for this test!
Dave: Carve That Possum, boy! Git you an A+!

Carve That Possum by Tarsier587 May 28, 2011

The Possum 

A man masturbating while hanging upside down.

Fredo: Vic, why are you hangin' upside down right now?
Vic: Because i'm doin' The Possum!

The Possum by Neonkey69 September 23, 2009

Funky Possum 

A crazy ass creature that interviewed Mindless Behavior. Created a dance called "Scissors". Known for her annoying, squeaky voice.

Your voice is more irritating than Funky Possum's.

Funky Possum by RocsGurl143 January 25, 2012

Border Possum 

A Mexican who hangs around the US - Mexico border, jumping the wall, back and forth. Until they eventually get caught by a racist white CBP officer.

"Hey! What's up, you special border possum

Border Possum by denzelbuckley April 25, 2022

Pringly possum 

An insult, sort of like calling someone a f*ggot, but less offensive.

Shut the fuck up you Pringly possum

Pringly possum by Kc-and-Mh+Eg September 3, 2022

awesome like a possum 

A phrase used by Heightling Nation members to describe something especially cool. Originates from the fact that possums themselves are very cool, and of course that the word 'possum' rhymes with the word 'awesome'

"The White Stripes are awesome like a possum"-Queen Alexandria I

awesome like a possum by TheRoyalGeneral May 1, 2004

awsome possum 

A word that pretty much means "awsome" except its adding a word that rhymes after it, in this case "possum". This word is generally used by people named Cora but people named Jetta tend to say that they came up with it

"Wow, that was awsome possum!"

awsome possum by Kurlyfry October 21, 2008