People who pretend to skate or have a skateboard but just carry it around most of the time girls but wearing skate clothes like thrasher or Santa Cruz
You don’t skate poser
by Tsunami skateboardinskateboard June 11, 2019
Get the Posermug. A poser is someone who acts like someone he/she is not to act cool. A poser will pretend to know all the latest trends that apply to the group he/she is trying to fit in with, but the poser will actually have no clue whatsoever.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
This term mostly applies to stupid girls who try to act like Queen Bees they see on TV, by acting even MORE retarded (and telling people about it), speaking in a nasaly tone, acting like a drama queen (and being proud of it), pretending to have Paris Hilton-related problems, dropping names of designer brands she obviously doesn't wear, and/or claiming that she is a trash talker even though a 3 year old's putdowns could make her burst into fake tears.
ASpeaking with an enemy:
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
Anna: "OMG I'm soooo anorexic, even my Ralph Lauren cardigan won't make me feel better."
Alexa: "Ugh whatever, you poser!"
Anna: "O really, are you trying to be mean, like me????"
Alexa: "You're not mean, you're just a drama queen"
Anna: "OOOOOhhh, I know!"
Talking to a friend:
Sandrina: "It must be hard for actresses to act dumb."
Anna: "THAT'S SOOOOO NOT TRUE! I act dumb every day!"
the sad part about BOTH these examples is that they've actually happened. no lie.
by alexgrrrrrl85 August 13, 2009
Get the posermug. Look at that poser!
by JK Powell June 19, 2017
Get the Posermug. Somone who tries to fit in with a group of people. They obviously do not fit in but try their hardest to conform to this group people and usually end up just being a liar and a fake.
Alex tries so hard to fit it with Kara and Kately that she lied about hooking up with JT, just because Kara and Kately are sexually advanced, aka she is being a poser.
by Second star to the left December 17, 2008
Get the Posermug. 1. Someone who pretends, or wants, to be something they are not.
2. A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group.
3. Someone who acts like someone they're not,but not realizing that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in.
2. A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group.
3. Someone who acts like someone they're not,but not realizing that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in.
Jason was such a poser-biker; sure, he has a bike that's all black, but it doesn't even run and it is in pieces. He would rather spend his money going to Vegas.
by RCawdor June 28, 2018
Get the posermug. Anyone who is a wanna be conformist. Typically call other people posers. Claim to be goth, and hate emos or vamps even though they're all the same.
by BIEBERHOLE69 March 29, 2015
Get the Posermug. What skater boys call beginners 🙄
by Donkey Jeremy October 6, 2020
Get the Posermug.