Porter

A professional scammer ... will act like a gentlemen but will feast ur belongings/financials

Fuck me I got Porter’d by another Nigerian Prince Email
That guy just taken my last chip ... Porter Bastard
I love him so much ... he’s porter’d my heart

by BLUEYEDB October 30, 2020

Porter

Porter: a noun

A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”

“Who’s that guy? He looks like a gamer”

“Oh that’s porter”

by BookReaderSara February 22, 2021

ben porter

best epic person

ben porter is simply to good

by pp mans epic February 28, 2021

Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma

Hi jade porter

by NOBODY12345678910111213141516 May 2, 2021

Porter

someone who has a small pp, listens to metal because he tries to act cool, and always has a bad haircut

porter

by mommamiaballs September 13, 2022

Porter’s Folder Maneuver

An act of male and male intercourse where you stick your booger in their butt, so that it stick’s together, following that put a booger on the tip to seal it shut. A form of edging.

“YOOOOOOO Eric P. I heard you did the Porter Folder Maneuver on Peggy?!?!?!?!”
“HECK YA! It stuck to my tip” defined Porter’s Folder Maneuver

by TylaDATerrific October 30, 2022

Porter Collins

a person who only eats food the color of his skin or lighter. he gets very upset when you accuse him of things he has done. Porter has negative rizz and most porters will never experience romantic love of any sort (unless it is with a dog)

"who ate all the the rolls and drank all the milk?"

"oh thats just porter collins being porter."

by Tuckmeat November 30, 2022