ben porter

best epic person

ben porter is simply to good

by pp mans epic February 28, 2021

Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010

Porter

He is kind of shy but once you get to know him, he is open and talkative. He is EXTREMELY athletic and flexible.

PORTER IS SOOOOOO HOT

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure, both from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously.

Hey mom, u wanna help wanna help me out with this porter blump? --Tyler DuBay

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit. --Billy Mays

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

Porter

To completely miss a shot in basketball. Usually not within 7.5 feet.

I totally portered that shot.

by Random50000 May 10, 2018

Porter

Porter is usally a great person who is full of humer, he will always make you laugh no matter what. He has beautiful eyes and when ever you look at hkm its hard to look away. If you ever get yourself a Porter you should remind yourself about how lucky you are.He will always listen and is so nice and funny and will care about you so much.

Me "I literally will never love anyone besides my Porter"

You " I want someone like him in my life"

Me "You'll find your Porter one day"

by P and M forever October 22, 2018

Porter

Choad boy Lil chod

did u hear about porter?
is that lil choad?

by Big pickle1234 October 9, 2022