porter

looks like alex green with no glasses

when i saw porter at a party i thought i saw, alex green

by jahahahahyshehz9999 May 7, 2019

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010

porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

Wyatt Porter Nicks

Big and Sexy, and might just start on varsity.

That dude is a wyatt porter nicks. Oh, he starts on varisty? HE IS A WYATT PORTER NICKS!!!

by Educated Coleslaw March 6, 2023

Porter-Gaud School

A prestigious prep school in Charleston, SC with exceptionally attractive males who beer and alcohol all the time and are very sexy. They sex a lot of females at them functions. Porter Gaud function are hella lit no cap no kizzy. Pull up

Yo I just totally beered and then sexed a girl because I go to Porter-Gaud School.

by CumOnGuys September 9, 2021

Porterize

To butcher the lyrics of a song or adlib with no meaning.

He was singing and porterized the song. None of it made sense.

by NobleNexus October 2, 2025

Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 1, 2024