poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.

I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.

by Boobman9000 November 5, 2013

poptartaholic

Someone who has an unhealthy addiction to pop tarts.

"I'm such a poptartaholic. I could eat them all day long"

by Karmatropolis December 4, 2013

Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.

Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."

by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013

Poptart

Someone who is sweet and nice on the outside and slimy and dirty on the inside.

She is such a poptart.
I don't know why Jessica was acting like a poptart to me Saturday night

by Urbanduchess April 20, 2016

poptart face

When you have a high face

Im sending you to the office because you have PopTart face

by Mrs. Tomko May 21, 2016

PopTart

A woman who has to be put down before she heats up.

Man that chick is such a PopTart! If you want to get her going just treat her like shit bro, you gotta put her down first to get some.

by MarcoManchego February 17, 2017

poptart

A person(s) who only thinks that Pop art is elite because they have been persuaded their whole life by other peoples rhetoric.

"Watch out for those brainwashed milk zombies and poptarts they might try to pooh down your throat."

by Luther Arbutus February 21, 2017