poke squid

Hawaiian slang for sexual intercourse

dey fell in love. den dey wen poke squid and nine months later...

by Haole Boy August 13, 2003

Poke fever

The sudden urge to play Pokemon

I was just sitting on the couch the other day and all of a sudden I came down with a mad case of Poke fever.

by Byaah May 11, 2012

Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.

Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers

by Steve "Funky Dizzle" Shnooba March 2, 2009

poke fight

When you go back and forth for months, sometimes years, poking each other on Facebook. It's very stupid, pointless, and the only motivation for doing it is the simple fact that you just CANT BE LAST.

This is mad annoying, everyone keeps poking me, so i poke them all back, therefore starting the cycle all over again. Stupid poke fights....

by jonahferrolovesdudes October 5, 2009

poke war

A grueling battle of wits and stamina. Opponents often develop 'poke-vision', ignoring important events and needs such as eating, sleeping, and writing PhD proposals.

Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.

by Ilikecats456 March 21, 2012

Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

by Bollocks March 4, 2005

paper poke

Paper poke is a paper bag.

My grandpa uses a paper poke to carry his groceries.

by April Mae November 15, 2017