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Poon Jaw

That dull ache and soreness that one gets in the jaw after performing a marathon pussy eating session.
I went down on Rachel last night and tongue punched her box for two hours. It was some good eats but now I got poon jaw.

I got poon jaw from working your mom last night.

Kara and Rene locked in a Hot scissor followed by hours of oral. They both woke in the morning finding it difficult to speak due to poon jaw.
by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018
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poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.
Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.
by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018
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Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Mama Poon Poon

A Mockery of Jamaican Slang

Your Mamas Poonani in short form

Shyheim
by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007
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teeny poon

Underage pussy; jailbait. Poontang young enough to land you in jail, R. Kelly!
I don't see nuthin' wrong... with a little teeny poon!
by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003
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Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.
Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon
by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008
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Cal Poly Pomona

also commonly referred to as "Cow Poly Pomona" is one kick-ass university. Not only does it boast real vegetation and real education, it is also quite fun for women to attend since the ratio is totally in their favor.
People everywhere wondered where a former lingerie model would have learned about quantum mechanics or higher level mathematics, but once they knew she'd gone to Cal Poly Pomona, it was no longer a mystery.
by MintyLeila July 21, 2005
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