pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

u pls

A verbal response to someone who tries violating you.

"UR WET"

"U PLS"

by YOU PLEASE February 20, 2017

PLS

In French, "position latérale de sécurité"

or "lateral secure position." A technique used by emergency responders to orient an unconscious person so that they're slightly on their side in order to keep them from choking on their own vomit. Used often to describe being blackout drunk, whether or not you actually passed out or were put in actual PLS

Bro I went way too hard last night, ended up sloshed and in near PLS

by Lesangesdelurbandictionary December 27, 2016

pls

it when you ask some thing and said pls

can i pls have a pet

by bad girl123 April 16, 2020

pl

supposed to mean ok

a typo

x: how u doin
y: pl
y: ok*

by pixprotogen May 4, 2020

PL virus

A fuck ass sickness going around pointloma aka whooping cough

“I was sick last weekend”

“You go to PL?”
“Yeah why”
“You got the PL virus”

by thephatazz October 21, 2023

-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1

Congratulations!!!!

Peak boredom has been achieved!
Hopefully, you are proud of yourself
And yes, I have found this word first.

Guy 1: "I don't want to do work right now"
Guy 2: "Well guess what, I found-pl,0okm9ijn8uhb7ygv6tfc5rdx4esz3wa2q1
Guy 1: "Wow how did I not think of that
Guy 1: 0h sh1t Th3 YS)@IOU#*IHDSOIHOIUDF

Guy 2: "Whoops, I corrupted the system with my boredom

by hope you're proud of yourself February 7, 2024