Pipe welders are men that attract women not on looks or personality but by the massive cock bulge they have in there jeans
Susan- Mary my husband has a small dick and can't eat pussy to save his life what should I do?
Mary-well Susan I suggest you get yourself a pipe welder an dump that little dick bitch fitter...
Susan- a pipe welder? But why?
Mary- because Susan they all have huge cocks and they will suck your clit like a Hoover vacuum , not to mention they make more money and are a lot more attractive.
When you're mid sentence talking to a mate and your about to call them a hoe but you realise a parent or teacher is next to you so you drag out the word to make "hose pipe"