physics for poets

Akin to rocks for jocks, this general education class will take the abstract and rigorous subject of physics and make it so easy and watered down that even poets will pass it.

I thought Intro to Physics sounded hard, so I took Physics for Poets instead

by The Moid April 13, 2010

physics mathsive

originated from the phrase used by ben laden 87 ....... physics massive

Look theres the physics mathsive

by Chris McD December 2, 2004

physics

The utter and mercyless pwnage of millioins of kids around the world, especially blond ones, in which their submissive minds cannot comprehend or distinguish the equations givin in a organized and subservient mannor, and are therefore demmolished on the up comming test about the inverse equations of wat they have worked hard to study

Work this physics equation out:

Bill was out farming when he heard an explosion 2000m away, the sound of the explosion took 2.76s to get to him....what is the season?

yes this is a real equation, and yes it can be answered

by GURGITE July 24, 2008

physics

Physics 'fızıks
n(functioning as singular)

(Physics/ General Physics)
branch of science concerned with using extremely long and complicated formulas to describe how a ball rolls.

How to find an objects altitude using mechanical physics:
r=v*t+ 1/2*gt^2

by meandmysel May 13, 2014

Quantum Physics

The shit that scientists pretend to know all about. It created nuclear weapons. It blew up Japan.

The Quantum physics Poster Helped Me Learn About Quantum Physics.

by fAkEtErMs April 17, 2020

Pick Physics

A physics based phenomenon that occurs when a guitar pick is dropped whether in use or not.

-John is playing guitar in the garage and drops his pick-

John: "Holy shit, how the fuck did my pick land in the hallway?"

Dave: "Pick physics."

by xSweep September 5, 2010

Mathematical physics

1. A religion designed for people who think they can see the universe through God's eyes.

2. Religion that uses extensive bogus claims of unseen happenings rivaling Christianity.

1. Since Hawking studies mathematical physics, it means he wanted to see the universe through the eyes of God, so God paralyzed his ass.

2. Never seen dark matter? Never seen water turn to wine? Same difference.

by Jefferoo September 23, 2012