Red Phone

The act of screening a call from family, a friend, or common acquaintance. Can have hazardous result depending upon the speed of the screen. Usually accomplished through a cell phone.

"Are you sure you called him, you were hardly on the phone."

"It went straight to his answering machine. He red phoned me back to the stone age."

by King Hogs May 10, 2008

phone pig

Noun.

One who is forced to earn a living by spending each day on the phone either receiving or making phone calls for the purposes of marketing, sales or customer support. Though generally reviled, Phone Pigs are often intelligent creatures, forced to accept crappy jobs due to a stagnant employment market. Happily, most phone pigs have a short life span, often quitting with the words 'Fuck this, I'm going to live in Australia.'

'We need to recruit some more Phone Pigs; the others have all topped themselves.'

'I work as a Phone Pig to pay for studio time.'

by Slut Bum Wallah October 15, 2013

Phone Perv

Someone who looks at your phone without your permission

I saw Sophie taking a sneaky look at Bens phone, she is such phone perve.

by Sajesty October 3, 2018

shag phone

Prepaid cell phones or phone cards used by cheating couples to hide their hook up calls.

Got to get one of those shag phones so I can call my mistress secretly

by Don Joooan August 5, 2004

Phantom Phone

The sensation of having your phone vibrate in your pocket, even occurring when your phone is clearly visible or somewhere else.

I thought I was getting a phone call, so I checked my pocket, but my phone was sitting on my desk. I'm so sick of phantom phone, dude.

by DieLawn December 5, 2007

Drive-by Phone Number

You're driving down the road and catch a car (driver or passenger) checkin you out. They will either chase you down, catch you at a stoplight, or drive-by you in a parking lot. They will then flash you their phone number... as if expecting you to remember it and call them. More commonly, the car will be filled with tools or sluts.

Barbie- "OMG! I just got a 'Drive-by Phone Number'!"
Stacie- "WHAT?!"
Barbie- "Yeah, it was a car filled with douche-bags! Totally not calling that number!"

by AtotheAWESOME December 13, 2010

phonebone

to engage in sexual conduct over the phone. In lighter terms, to "have phone sex".

Did you hear that Andy totally phoneboned Jennifer? How disgusting!

by darian m October 27, 2005