A band director who doesn’t let people take water breaks and always says “one more time from the top.” Wtf why the fortnite dance for visuals?!
by 0Grav April 25, 2019

Charismatic King of Macedon from 359 BCE till his assassination in 336 BCE. He pulled Macedonia from being a struggling kingdom to a dominate power in the region. He was the father of Alexander the great. He conquered Greece. Innovated military tactics such as keeping formation while maneuvering. Improved the army with new 16 foot spears, and used cavalry as a strike force.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Philip II of my family. I'm going to pull us out of poverty and conquer the Greeks using 16 inch spears.
by fin82 February 7, 2024

The most dry skinned man in the whole wide world. He is the crustiest of them all. He is the chosen crust. He is crust man.
by JesuCrust December 7, 2021

A person who is a little bitch. Always cries all the time and loves his mommy way too much. Likes to suck big PeePees morning and night and for breakfast. A fat useless pile of horse poo.
That Kid is a Philip.
by StrongMuscularMarkian November 21, 2023

by bumbaTRAP May 7, 2018
