Inverse Perpendicular Spooning

When you and your partner lay together butt to butt forming a human cross.

Man look at Austin and Paul Inverse Perpendicular Spooning they are so cute together.

by Thatbackupgoalie October 8, 2017

Pervy Percy

A middle aged male who will turn anything into a sexual mental image.

Gaz is such a pervy percy lately.

by UrbanScrabbleRulze February 5, 2019

Percy's head

v.
1. To publicly redeem one's self through humiliation or defeat of a rival (often a rival who has bested you in some way).

n.
1. Payback or revenge.

Etymology: Thought to be a bastardization of a passage from Shakespeare's "Henry IV, part 1" in which the dishonored Prince Hal is speaking with his father about his shame and Harry Percy's (Hotspur) honor:

I will redeem all this on Percy's head
And in the closing of some glorious day
Be bold to tell you that I am your son;
When I will wear a garment all of blood
And stain my favours in a bloody mask,
Which, wash'd away, shall scour my shame with it:
And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights,
That this same child of honour and renown,
This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight,
And your unthought-of Harry chance to meet.

Noun: He might have won this time, but I'm gonna totally Percy's head that sonofabitch the next time we play.

Verb: Time for Percy's head, baby.

by Upstart Crow May 24, 2006

Percy's Cousin

Percy' s cousin is a term used to define The children of Zeus And Hades (Greek Olympian Gods) And other Siblings of Poseidon.

Since Percy is a son of Poseidon then Nico Di Angels, Jason and Thalia Grace, Hazel Levesque are all cousins of Percy.

girl : Hey, I started reading "The last Olympian" if they're cousins, why are they dating?
Boy:Yea, Your...A...Very...Dumb...Person, Percy's Cousin Are the children of Poseidon's siblings, Duh

by Son_I_Saw_Your_B- April 9, 2015

Perpetue

She is the girl that is shy but when you know her she can talk a lotttt. She is the lengest girl ever but it’s only the ugly boys that move to her. She is wifey material so find a girl called Perpetue and wife her.

Perpetue is so leng and she’s wifey

by Lov April 30, 2021

perpetual motion

Continuous movement, not impeded by friction or forces, and travelling at the same speed.

Perpetual motion could be used to provide electrical energy. Should an electromagnetic generator be constructed around Darwin's grave in the year 2006, it would be able to power approximately 25% of the world's electrical consumption by 2008. The machine would work in the following way: Darwin continually spins in his grave due to the presence of mindless idiots in the human race, of which there are a great number (thus increasing Darwin's rotational speed). All you need to do is electrically charge his body and you have an infinite power supply (just as human stupidity is infinite). There have been, and always will be, idiots in the world, as provided by teenaged mothers, thus providing perpetual motion on the part of Darwin's corpse.

by Lord of the Pies August 30, 2008

Perpetual PMS

When a bitch just won't stop naggin', complainin', and otherwise hatin' on a perfectly respectable young lad.

PPMSer: Get me a chicken sandwich, and a Dr. Pepper. And some waffle fries bitch.
Boyfriend: Yes dear.
(Later)
Bf's Friend: Dude why do you always bend over and take it from her.
Bf: I don't know, but that bitch got some perpetual pms goin' on.

by J. David Bennett January 27, 2008