pee-pee head

A complete and utter fool. Laughable. Incomprehensible.

George Bush is a pee-pee head

by the vooch October 19, 2004

Pee Pee Sauce

The residue left on the toilet seat and/or hands after violently urinating with little or no control of appendages. Usually applies to males.

Guy 1: Don’t go into that bathroom, dude.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Someone left all of their pee pee sauce all over the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Gross.

by BlockDoctor December 12, 2019

Pee Pee Tree

When you pretend you’re a dog and piss on a tree and Then afterwards climb it and enjoy a fresh garden salad with raspberry vinaigrette dressing.

When I was younger the tree in my front yard served as my Pee Pee Tree for many years.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 7, 2020

Smacking Pee Pees

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.

Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.

by Irondevil August 19, 2008

pee pee fight

when a person or animal fights with there penis'.
involving whipping or choking the other player.

not necessarily a male, as females can use strap on
several catergories involved, such as long skeet, skeet tag, the all around team deathmatch, and precision, of course

man 1 turns to man 2 and says:"Take off your pants, were having a pee pee fight!!!!"
man 2:"Pee Pee fight!!!!"

by domisharting March 21, 2012

the pee pee game

a game in which you grab, touch, or hit your male friends genitalia

oh i got ya! i touched your pee pee! the more you touch other pee pee's you are the winner of the pee pee game!

by j ron April 5, 2008

pee-pee head

a childish name to call someone

Fatboy is a pee-pee head

by Evil Tim September 5, 2003