K Positive

This is a rare disease which leads to a lot of crazy hysterical smiling (when looking at your phone or either), you start forgetting stuff especially day of the week (you feel like you are possessed) and you develop a sudden interest in American traditions. In severe cases of this disease people have been seen writing cheesy lines, becoming poets, becoming future tellers or take up other forms of romantic literary works (which they have never done before in there whole life). Please bear in mind this disease in completely incurable and no remedy has been found till date.
General carrier of this disease are people from US east cost with major concentration around 150 mile radius around Pittsburg PA. You are most likely to get this virus when you bump into people from this region and end up spending a lot of time with them.

Mate 1 - Whats up with you? You seem lost all the time and laughing randomly
Mate 2 - What should I say its a long story.
Mate 1 - I love long stories, I have nowhere to go
Mate 2 - I went to the doctors and he has diagnosed me with a bad case of K. I'm K positive, I think I got it on my travels.
Mate 1 - Hmm... Nothing we can do there! Im sure you will love it.

by Centurionz October 15, 2013

positively bling

Someone who looks like a million bucks. Whether they're radiant or dress very well, they stand out in a crowd no matter where they go.

Very Charismatic.

"My friend Mike was positively bling at the party last night".

"Jessica Alba, positively bling".

by M.Logan September 8, 2006

positively 4th street

Named after the Bob Dylan song, Positively 4th Street is when somebody disses a person to their face, usually in public. In other words, to utterly destroy somebody with words, to bring them down a peg, just like Bob did in the song.

Caleb: "Bro, did you see how Justin got up in Steve's grill about sleeping with his girlfriend? He really let him have it!!! He even straight up called him the N-word.

Jeremy: "Heck yeah!!! What an epic roast. That was Positively 4th Street right there!!!"

by CrowleyCreeper88 October 30, 2019

Hygiene Positive

state of cleanliness of sexual anatomy/poised for oral sex/oral sex friendly

orally sexually friendly male/female anatomy.

When Johnny went down on Mary, he found Mary to be joint in hygiene positive

by Luckeymarty November 17, 2009

covid positive

The test results after being tested for the covid 19 virus showing a person to be positive. On the results form showing positive in small writing it says "if positive detected its indicative of active infection but not rule out bacterial infection or other viral infections".

My test results show that I was covid positive. Was I really positive for covid or did I have another infection? How about all the others that showed positive? Makes you wonder.

by jimmybomm September 26, 2021

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Positive jamming

A form of Culture Jamming aimed at web forums or chat room.
Also called Passive jamming.
Overwhelming forums with messages of harmony.
Posting large numbers of positive, passive facts.
A form of activism

Positive Jamming is a good way to affect change.
Many small groups of Positive Jammers can change reality for the better.
One way of positive jamming is to actively seek out forum blogs against humanity and post against them.

by Dr Inkerman September 9, 2006