Patrick

A big cocky asshole, has a very small penis. He may seem charming at first but he really isn't. He's kind of a prick. He is smart. He doesn't really know how to be committed.

Men can be Patricks sometimes.

by A sibling January 6, 2014

Patrick

A nice way of calling someone stupid. See Spongebob Squarepants

That guy is such a patrick!

by LaDeena July 2, 2009

Patrick

A big, fat, pink, stupid starfish from Spongebob Squarepants. He can't do anything right. He sits around with a stupid sponge all day.

Person 1: Leo is such a Patrick. He's so fat and stupid.
Person 2: Ya, and pink.

by chickencreation September 15, 2012

Patrick

patrick star, best friend of sponge bob square pants. Duh

Hey Patrick, wanna go to the crusty crab for lunch and then after go jelly fishing?

by _geek_girl_101_ March 1, 2015

patrick

dipshitt

patrick

by Dipshitt May 4, 2017

Patrick

A mexican football player that smokes weed and got kicked out of school. Super hot and all girls want him. Hes a bro. He has a funny voise and is always comming in my damn homeroom

wow that kids hot

i bet his name is patrick

by Lynzieisabtw March 4, 2008

patrick

half dog half human, looks and acts like a dog, drolls all over the place......so fuckin weird

patrick- "god dammit, what the hell, git me out of this cage"



>god damn patrick u a ulgy ass mufucker i feel sorry for you

by DaPrInCEsS6t9 July 15, 2008