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pasty basher

A gentleman or lady who places their genitalia or sexually involves themselves or others in pastry baked goods.

'Have you heard of Mick, he's a right pasty basher'
'The local baker had a long and fruitful career before being accused of being a pasty basher'
by Lillikinns September 18, 2017
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pasty grazer

An item of clothing so short, that the hem grazes the vagina.
That dress is a bit of a pasty grazer
by RagmanKenwyn September 27, 2017
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pasty virgin

A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
by O’Bambi November 18, 2017
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Pasty’s

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”
Honey you need some pasty’s.
by Whale scientist February 3, 2018
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pasty red

An other way to say the color maroon
Person's favorite color is pasty red
by 100 percent true May 7, 2018
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Pasty bean sack

The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.
by Malakas March 2, 2018
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