blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009

parrotblacksmith

A kind sweat hearted person that just loves spending time with friends. Love pineapples and parrots, just a down to earth nice person to be with.

You don't type this in a sentence its a person sooooo..... parrotblacksmith is a person so if ya ok

by dogo351 June 15, 2019

Parrot sniffer

A autistic male who doesn’t mind a bit of younger attention

Blane :
Aye a heard that Matthew is a proper parrot sniffer

Mack:aye he likes children in tight leggings
mad bread sniffing bum boy

Blane:aye mate pure parrot sniffer

by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020

ParrotGab

A average teen who love birbs and own a discord server

ParrotGab pinged everyone

by ParrotGab February 1, 2021

Dick Parrot

When your shoulder.becomes a convenient shelf for strangers' genitals on public transportation.

My dick parrot is 2 seconds away from cawing "Polly want a blow job"

by JProulx May 14, 2013

Parrot

v. - When a police officer or person overreacts and uses excessive force on an innocent bystander or individual.

ie. a dog, people having a snowball fight, etc.

Wow, did you see that guy go parrot on his girlfriend.

Molly, if you don't stop IM'ing me I am going to go parrot on you.

by FrankieC81 September 23, 2010

Parrot

an inanimate chicken in disguise,

parrot sat there, plastic eyes gleaming. he would have his revenge

by Tlaxcatl May 5, 2004