padded bus

The sped bus that is also padded on the outside... can't be too careful when transporting speds!

Girl 1: Hey, look! It's the sped bus!!
Girl 2: Is it... padded on the outside?!
Girl 1: Yeah I think it is!
Girl 2: The speds ride the padded bus, yo!

by deliah May 2, 2008

tu padre

tu padre is the Spanish version of a comeback to tu madre

1 - tu madre
2 - tu padre!

by yondufty November 25, 2013

Palden

a horny Michigan State student who likes to talk about guys shitting their pants.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Pandemic Pussy

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections

A: omg my i got that gorilla grip coochie now

B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?

by kevinabstraact April 17, 2020

tuo padre

An italian way of indicating an ugly person.

"OUH! BUT HE/SHE/IT'S TUO PADRE!"
("ouh! ma è tuo padre!")

by NabeProf August 31, 2008

Paden

n.

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Weenest thou make a paden of our dame? --Chaucer.

by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English L January 22, 2003

Pandeism

A religion invented by people who live on the internets which melds the most depressing bits of pantheism and deism, which basically says that God is dead, and we are insects feasting on His dead flesh, but at the end of time, God will rise from His death, and all that exists will be crushed into nothing, becoming mere misty water-color memories in the shadows of God's mind.

You know what, I don't have to listen to a damn thing you say because I'm into pandeism, so nothing matters to me anyway

by J.D.G. brj May 3, 2006