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Pabst

Shity, but cheap keg beer.
Let's pick up a keg of Pabst for the party.
by Foilage May 13, 2005
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PABS

Passive Aggressive Bitch Slap
When you have a situation/conversation with another....In which afterwards you the other person reassures you all is well.....
Then 7-10 days later you receive a scathing email about how the situation/conversation has unsettled them... They then retreat and refuse to
talk about the situation.
Equivalent to the emotional sucker punch.....
After having a conversation, that I was reassured went fine, I was PABSed 7 days later.
by Riggins1 December 3, 2009
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PABS

Usually explaining someone's Ab's when their name starts with a 'P'.
Jason: Damn Dude, Pebo's Got Some Ab's!

Brandon: Nawww Man! Those Are His PABS!
by jasonmzmza August 21, 2010
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Parasexuality

1. A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

2. Also getting freaky with ghosts.
Express your parasexuality by shagging a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centaur September 16, 2007
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Water Parasite

An annoying Personal Watercraft ((PWC) Jet Ski, WaveRunner, Sea-Doo) that uses your wake at a too close proximity to the stern of your boat.
Get the potato gun, we have a swarm of water parasites at our stern.

This lake would be great if we didn't have to hear the whining engines of those water parasites.
by Crowsnest July 29, 2011
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Social Parasite

A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.

Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?

Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.

Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.

Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."

Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.

Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014
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Parasiliti

meaning someone very cool and or a total badass.
wow look at anthony he's a total parasiliti!
by bo burnham May 8, 2009
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