Paragoon

Goon who works at a Paragon Facility. Enjoys popping popcorn and treating guest with the utmost respect. Known to be full of energy and "liveness". Very comedic individuals.

I am an elite member of the Paragoons.

by Lucon_ May 19, 2011

Paranalactivity

Being raped anally by a ghost, not to be confused with Wind Rape.

If you don't want to be raped by a ghost you will need a Paranalactivity chastity belt to protect against it.

by Fairy Slapper October 4, 2013

paragoomba

In Mario games, a goomba with wings

That bastard little paragoomba killed me

by Itsaweegeetime May 16, 2018

Christos Panagakis TMS

A boy in 8th grade who is completely obsessed with a girl named Cam Pedreski!!!

Christos panagakis TMS LOVES Cam Pedreski

by Christos Panagakis @TMS October 24, 2019

USA vs Paraguay 2018 Live

USA vs Paraguay 2018 Live

USA vs Paraguay 2018 Live

by oiyhi August 9, 2018

paragraph bomb

noun. a paragraph in instant message format that takes a great deal of time to be typed, causing the reader of said paragraph to be bombarded by words all of a sudden.

Bobby (2:26:59 AM): so how was your day?
Jeff (2:27:59 AM): not too bad, yours?

Bobby (2:31:32 AM): Well my morning started off fine, but then I saw Jimmy over at the waffle house with Sally. I wasn't about to join them, so I had to drive all the way across town to go to the other one. After that I went to work, where on my lunch break I had to go get my tire fixed at the walmart just down the road. I got off at like 7:30, ate dinner with my family, got a shower, met up with the crew for a bit, then now I'm here getting ready to go to bed.
Jeff (2:32:12 AM):ohh shit, nice paragraph bomb

by TheSilverMonkey September 29, 2009

The Paragraphs

getting long text messages usually 2 pages or a "paragraph" each, involving getting chewed out, yelled at, or being bitched at

What did your girlfriend say about you and that chick you hooked up with last night?

Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.

by AssClown28 August 3, 2011