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Canadian Pacific

A greedy railroad from canada that literally bought a legendary railroad. SOO was bought by CP. CP is more greedy than CN and literally bought the KCS just to get to mexico. why though. CP passes by wisconsin and illinois. some freight crew literally left hoppers open and dumped a lot of corn in Minnesota!!!!
by helloguysiamstupid April 18, 2021
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Pacific Mudslide

Rubbing your ass up and down the victims face as you have diahreah.
Hey hun, let's try a pacific mudslide to spice things up
by Stool-ella deville May 20, 2021
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Pacific Palisades

A place in Western Los Angeles along the West Coast. The Palisades are home to rich people (literal millionaires) which burned down at the beginning of 2025 as a result of a formidable, unforgiving fire fueled by Santa Ana Winds, reaching up to 100+ mph (hurricane level!) and harshly dry weather conditions. Within 4 or 5 days, the Palisades fire managed to burn down over 20K acres of mountainous land and vegetation, with several thousands of those rich people's homes being destroyed.
The Pacific Palisades fire is estimated to be the costliest in US history, estimated to exceed more than $150 billion in damage. Construction and repairs may take anywhere from a couple months to even one year.
by zarcastic January 11, 2025
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Pacific Handshake

Also known as a 'handjob', a Pacific Handshake is when another person tugs your meat. Named after the way certain tribes in the Pacific do handshakes.
I met some hot Hawaiin gal last night, she gave me a Pacific Handshake.
by Murky Daniels September 18, 2025
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Pacific Rim

Oh man! Why didn’t I look before I shit, I hate getting hit with a pacific rim.
by MrP00PyButth0l3 January 24, 2025
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Jedidiah Pacific Tueller

(noun) |Jed-i-di-ah Pa-cif-ic Too-ler

1. Commonly referred to as “Jedo” a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the most amazing person to ever exist. Records are broken the day one is born as something previously thought to be impossible becomes true. A Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the picture of perfection and always are since day one. Within one lies a heart so pure even holy ground is brightened by his presence.

2. Famed as one without eyes, though this he greatly denies. Complicated, the story is best left saying that he cannot see. He observes much, and does in fact appear to have eyes. Experts do often refer to them as such, yet many studies have concluded that his tendencies to call people or objects beautiful are but his attempts at chivalry, he cannot actually see the objects of his fascination. Despite this, the spirit of each is free and the sparkle in his eyes is enough to make the stars take note.

3. A humble creature for sure. One will never admit to being perfect in any way other than in a humorous context.

4. An absolute masterpiece of adorableness. Known to cause involuntary swooning and excessive smiling in those lucky enough to be in his presence.

5. A walking embodiment of warmth and joy, capable of turning even the gloomiest days around. Side effects of encountering a Jedidiah Pacific Tueller may include accelerated heartbeat, butterflies, and an uncontrollable urge to shower him with affection.

See also: Perfection, Sweetheart, Love of My Life.
Jedidiah Pacific Tueller is the single most amazing person in both a reality that is feasible and otherwise
-Xienna Kaelyn Solberg

“I don’t think Jedo’s real, he’s too good of a person to exist”
-Trustable Source
by Zeke Mountainsun February 13, 2025
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Union Pacific

A railroad that stalks people in the middle of the night by parking in the middle of a residential neighborhood. They often use the same engine number and same crew to do it.
The Union Pacific 8pm Pervert driving engine 4091 is once again peeping in my neighbors’ upstairs window
by A person who exists February 27, 2025
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