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Il Pablo

Pablo is a way of live, a religion that improve the singolar life in a red style, good appearance and way to look good always and anyways
Always comport naked sleeping with friends in sandwitch modality
It comport a rigid safe way to live: no drugs, no alcool, and absolutely no imprecations or any kind of bestemming
Pablo's religion follow the Bibble but have a little variant
In Pablo's hell, were damned people have eternal punishment, there is a cigarette break
At the bottom of the hell there is Pablo's Mansion, were in his great an unlimited superior goodness, granted to his life enemy, the Devil him self to came his butler
He clean, wash, cook, stretch and some times massage
Pablo's religion need Three hard proofs to prove be worthy:
One) have a partyEnza and do a lot of censurated black top secrets video
Two) go to enemys base like friars monastery with a funny tickets that report something funny and friendly like 'stronzi frati porcoddio', but don't sing victory because it need to be signed
Three) have a challenge woth the Pablo homself in bestemming round and get his approval
If Pablo approve you to get in, came the cerimonial iniziation, when you have to run into the valley of rusty nails, completely bare, at your descretion
He mastered the glorious art of mistery method with the help of his hammmering master 'Il Bale', decimating the number of available women

Actually some one says Pablo is only waiting is time cause is too good to abdicate Chuck Norris
Pablo, dai vieni qui, è tempo di un sandwitch! El Pablooo!!
Pablo come here, we have have to tell you something really important in totally serious contest! El Pablooo!!!

El Pablo es mas caliente del Diablo!
Pablo is more hot than the Devil!

Stronzi frati, porcoddio!!
Look at my ticket, so much funny!!

Ma sti cazzo di video partyEnza?
Quando avrai 18 anni!!
When can I look the particular videos for adults only accompanied feom pther adults mor adults?
Only when you came a big boy!!

Raga ma per il Pablo cosa ordiniamo che è appena andato al cesso a girare una uana di ganjolò prejolò??
Ma diogat, pigliali un quel di farina con pizzetta!!
Hey guys what may we take for Pablo cause he run at toilet for a real emergency??
Oh my god, I think he want 'sveziano' food!!
by Aso4life April 29, 2017
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skinny pablo

Man: what do you need?
woman: five skinny pablos please.
by h you January 4, 2009
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Save Pablo

An internet meme that started by accident. Pablo is a llama who is being hunted by the llama kidnapping cult to be sold on the black market. Save Pablo\Save Pablo 2015 was made to raise awareness for this poor creature.
Boy 1: We all need to work hard to save Pablo!
Boy 2: I hope the cult gets that dumb thing!
by dinonightmare April 8, 2015
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The Pablo Escobar

The action of nutting on someone’s top lip and having them snort it
Guy1:Hey man I Pablo Escobared my girl last night
Guy2:I bet she looked like a Columbian drug lord
The Pablo Escobar
by The Pablo Escobar July 29, 2021
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hot pablo

when someone farts a white powder substance in your face
by 14pens1cup December 1, 2016
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Pablo Jawoski

A stupid little YouTuber. This person mainly posts content about Fritos and occasionally shows their toes as a way to cope with their foot fetish. Pablo Jawoski is truly an amazing person and u can’t live without this dude! He’s got the best Fritos in town, and I hope you end up subscribing to this guy.
Man, Pablo Jawoski posted today!
by Alex..fishman69 December 12, 2021
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Pablo Mantis

A great band.

A term used after an enjoyable rock concert.
"No one can rock as hard as that Pablo Mantis."
by Jazz Jackrabbit December 30, 2008
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