otter boxing

The act of throwing one's otterbox-encased iPhone at another, often exclaiming "otter box" as the phone strikes the person.

me: that hurt

sarah: yeah, and I will be otter boxing you until you grow a pair

by nomnompersona February 26, 2011

Octember

The month on the Gregorian (Alie8ed Revision) calander of Middarthian-Derby

It is a 92 day long fusion of October, November and December.

Tradition has it that Christ was born on the 85th of Octember

by King Dave of Derby January 31, 2004

Ottoman Fuck Palace

A sexual act or game the male performs on the female partner - he ejaculates into several condoms before the sexual act, puts them into the freezer, and waits for them to set. As they begin fornication, the male withdraws and uses a slingshot to launch the frozen cock-bombs into said female partner's cunt. He then ejaculates inside her, melting the cold semen, causing a tidal wave of hot and cold to gush out of her, after which she will be devastated and will want to masturbate for the rest of her life. Most effective being used in tandem with moves such as the Alligator Fuckhouse and Cleveland Steamer for maximum effect.

'I was jockin' my hoe all night, before i blew my load i gave her the Ottoman Fuck Palace'

by FuckPalacePrince September 15, 2011

Ottenfeld

1. A surname of German decent
2. A family with genetically inherent charm, good-looks, and sense of humor.

I wish I was an Ottenfeld...

by PoopHedd February 2, 2009

ottomanster

A turkish neo-kid which adopted an hipsterly lifestyle, yet retains his/her traditional background by drinking raki while dancing in electroclubs. Notwithstanding the rather unisex appeals, a male ottomanster could be quite macho in romantic affairs and also bears an unclassified style of moustache which is on metamorphosis between Ottoman 'c' form and hipster '<' form. since their very existence is quite recent, they are expected to incorporate several other traditionally ottoman aspects into their indigo portfolio soon.

He was just another ottomanster, wandering around Taksim with an exclusive pre-hat covering his tatchy hair.

by H.Ad. December 27, 2011

Otters living room

When something is very wet and soggy.

Scott: "Hey Mike, how's your mum? Still wetter than an Otters living room?"
Mike : "Yeah, she's still soggy as fuck!"

by scooner September 5, 2014

Ottered

Ottered, the word for when you both want to be flattered and offended.

"I'm flattered, but offended. . . What's the word again"
"You mean Ottered, right?"
"Yes! Thank you."

by FansGoPop January 30, 2020