Oscar the Grouch

The coolest Sesame Street character because he has an attitude problem.

Oscar the Grouch: Get the fuck away from mah trashcan befo' I bust a cap in yo' ass!

by AYB March 23, 2003

Oscar the Grouch

A homeless puppet that is always having a nicotine withdrawal.

Kid: Why are you so mean, Oscar?
Oscar the Grouch: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.

"my bologne has a first name"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

Oscar Mike Foxtrot Golf

Military phonetic alphabet for "O.M.F.G", a widely used acronym for "Oh My Fucking God".

"Hey bro, bad news. You know the chick who gave you the blowjob under the table at Applebee's the other night? Just found out, she wasn't always a chick..."

"Oscar Mike Foxtrot Golf!!"

"Oh, that wasn't the bad news - She has chlamydia."

by |2eadEm&Weep!! August 18, 2008

oscarminorweiner

The worst insult on the street. To be blessed with a tiny penis and the mentality of a child.

He's, quite simply, an oscarminorweiner.

by mrcollision August 5, 2004

Oscar "Zeta" Acosta

A Mexican-American lawyer, political activist, writer and drug fiend who is best noted for hanging out with Hunter S. Thompson in the late 60s and early 70s. Acosta disappeared while on a trip to Mexico in 1974 and whos where-abouts are to this day unknown. He is presumed dead.

That Oscar Zeta Acosta was one messed up dude man.

by Ron Thonrbrash August 28, 2005

oscar

mexican baller who knos he da bomb!

"man im oscar"

by oscar September 27, 2003