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Order of the Buffalo

A pseudo-secret society of drinkers who take a pact to drink with their non-dominant hand, however at the time of the pact are unaware of the nature of said pact. When failing to comply with the usage of the non-dominant hand, another member of The Order of the Buffalo has the right to challenge said member, and if correct in accusation, the offending member must down his/her drink in less than one minute. If the accusor is wrong (as in the case of mistaking a southpaw for a right hander), the accusor must down his or her own drink in less than a minute. Origins remain contested, however scholars maintain that "The Order" first rose to the preponderance of a population in the Republic of Fatumastan, amongst the Fatumois (who are not yet a UNESCO protected group but may soon become one). Membership is at will upon induction, but remains for life, irregardless of the member's wishes. Note: This applies only to libations,l. Water, soft drinks, and other beverages with no discernable alcoholic content are exempt.
Definition: Order of the Buffalo
Accusor: Buffalo!

Accused: Oh Sh!t, not again! *Gulp, gulp gulp*
by Fatuman August 12, 2019
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Order of the Crab

A growing group of people that like crabs and have crabs as WhatsApp profile picture.
by CrabMaster9182 August 17, 2021
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Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.
There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.
by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012
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Textsraining Order

When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"
So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her
by Mildley October 25, 2009
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rizzstraining order

Slang. A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.
Dylan zippe has a rizzstraining order. Ex: what’s that? A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.
by B-rizzle September 13, 2023
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Imagined Order

The faction that tries to maintain order on each island in Fortnite: Battle Royale by trying to stop any players (snapshots) from escaping The Loop. Rival of The Seven.
Friend 1: Dude! The Imagined Order is the coolest thing Fortnite has added to the story!
Friend 2: I don’t fuckin’ play that game, dude.
by XxWomanLoverxX December 20, 2021
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Back Order

When you're in a relationship but hook up with someone who you wanted, pursued, craved or desired prior to your current relationship but for whatever reason couldn't consummate. Any "unfinished" sexual activity also qualifies.
I wasn't cheating! That was back ordered pussy.
by john-henry February 22, 2009
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