Onion eye

irritation of the eye due to onions being chopped nearby.

customer: give meh a burger with lots of onions noob
burger guy: ok that will be $2.99 plox
customer: wtf why is there a seahorse on here.
burger guy: sorry about that cant concentrate we got some serious onion eye back here.

by spoongar December 9, 2009

Ghetto Onion

A large, well-rounded pair of buttocks.
(Looks so good, it makes you wanna cry.)

Damn, look at tha fine ghetto onion on J.Lo! I got tears in my eyes!

by Gourmet Princess April 24, 2003

CENTER OF ELLIES ONION

The act of a D1 college baseball player trying to CRUSH a female intern.

Scott wishes he could place his dick in the Center of Ellies Onion

by The Squid 3 October 23, 2009

Blooming Onion

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.

I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.

by Taylor, B November 12, 2005

onion booty

an onion booty is an ass thats sooo fine, guys gust look at it and it makes them cry.

damn asia you got an onion booty!

by asia July 12, 2004

Onion

Have layers; are like ogres

“Ogres are like onions, onions have layers, ogres have layers”

by Moto Moto is god March 31, 2019

bum onion

An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.

"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004

by Dr van Truessen January 27, 2004