rubning one out

The act of misspelling words while masturbating online.

Jonas was rubning one out when he sexted me about his new imaginary girlfriend.

by ratracer11 May 3, 2014

Burning (this one) out

When you chase a shot with a shot...And so on and so forth.

One last shot?

We are burning (this one) out!

by Curtmclovin January 20, 2017

Kurl one out

To Kurl one out is to cyber shit out pointless emails, usually with ulterior motives. To diarrhoea buddy requests in a desperate attempt to appear popular.
Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.
Spamola

Kurl one out
She kurled one out again, the sad desperate fuck, delete unread.

by Spamfritter August 11, 2008

Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018