by Silly Guy Willy January 20, 2020
Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.
"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."
by skgvati April 22, 2007
Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).
Abbreviated to www.
Abbreviated to www.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
Sending the same generic sexually suggestive text message to multiple women at once. Aforementioned women are generally of questionable morals.
Drunk Male by way of text: "Yoo, whats up sexy?"
Female Reponder by way of text "Casting a wide net are we? how many other women were copied on this text?"
Female Reponder by way of text "Casting a wide net are we? how many other women were copied on this text?"
by ThurSluttyWayz April 25, 2010
The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.
That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...
by Reverend Snowback August 01, 2011
An oxymoron that described a piece of information, theory or idea that despite being repeated frequently, quoted in the media, and known to practically everyone you ask in the street, is still false or misleading. Often used to describe theories in popular science that may have little or no valid evidence to back them up ( A fact that has not been proved is like a virgin who has intercourse, so the phrase is contradictory.)
From the quote by Professor Hubert Farnsworth ( Character in Futurama ) describing an old wives tale
by D F Stuckey September 18, 2008
by car88 December 09, 2008