Shelf Monkey

A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.
"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."
by Blueboy$ March 20, 2020
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magic shelf

That place your mother used to keep from you.
"No, honey. You can't have one of those. I keep them in my magic shelf."
by Harrisons_Mom September 24, 2014
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Shelf-work

When you're engaged in a sexual act and need the assistance of some furniture (preferably a shelf) to aid your performance.
We were going hard at it and both yelling for more so I got some more leverage off the book-shelf to bring it home, it was some seriously awesome shelf-work.

Oh my god, it was amazing, he had me screaming with his shelf-work, I think I gasm'd about seven times.
by Dicko7 August 15, 2018
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Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.
Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.
by AIthirteen November 19, 2015
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Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be
That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl
by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019
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Rear Shelf

1) A raised flat portion of a sedan or coupe that is usually located behind the second row of seats. The rear shelf is on the same level as the trunk of a car making items placed upon them visible through the vehicle's rear window.

2) Someone with such a huge fat ass that you can place items on, for instance the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
Dear god! Why won't the rear shelf stop making noise? Please kill me now.
by Simon Burch March 02, 2006
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Shelf life

Refers to the time duration in which a pair breasts are free from the undesirable effects of time. Sagging, stretching, veining, and etc.
A set of DD's will have a lower shelf life than a nice firm set of C's.
by Langerangatang June 16, 2010
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